Hi guys. My son is kind of slow and my wife and I think he might be a tard or something. Anyway, he plays with the kids next door sometimes, they have a beautiful angora rabbit called Molly and our boy's really fond of it. I went up to his room last night and he was looking shifty and had his hands behind his back.
"What are you doing Mongo?" (Mongo's what we call him)
"Nothing." he said. But I knew he was lying.
"What's that behind your back?"
"Nothing."
But he was lying, it was Molly. He had killed and stolen Molly. We told him off and covered his tracks with the neighbours, leaving the hutch open at night so it looked like Molly had just escaped.
Anyway, the reason this is in the "food section" is because we don't want to waste the rabbit meat and were wondering if anyone has a nice recipe for rabbit? I had it once in France and it was delicious.
Help me out please. Thanks. AJ
PS
Oh yeah, and that person who suggested I rent Fatal Attraction and then told me to tell my Mommy to supervise my computer use or some sh*t like that: she's encouraging a minor to rent an x-rated film. She should be burned at the stake, publicly humiliated with over-ripe tomatoes and then flung from a bridge into a ravine.
PPS
Oh yeah, and he really is a "mongo" -so it's not just a silly name. He talks to an invisible cockroach called Jerry who wears hotpants and likes to rollerblade. Full-on tard I'm afraid, but what are you going to do?
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Just read your question history, what a laod of crap. Have you got nothing better to do than make up stupid questions?! (AJ reported this user for abuse and encouraged others to do so as well. Bitch.)
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Come on... this is a wind up right?
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Sorry, but I won't give out a recipe for your neighbors killed pet....Are you really so poor?
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Rent the movie "Fatal Attraction" and pay close attention near the end of he movie. You'll see a great way to cook a rabbit. Now, go tell your mommy you shouldn't be allowed on the computer without supervision. :)
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you need to get a life...youre ignorant for using the word "retard"...
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omg poor Molly :(
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After skinning & taking off the fur, my Zada throws it in the crockpot with a can of cream of mushroom
It was good too!
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As a vegan, I shouldn't encourage this, but I do have to suggest you try stewing it in the boiling blood of the Greater spotted Yahoo Answers' Poe-faced Humourless Tit. Something tells me it's about to flood the market...
I would love to report half the people on here, but I've vowed never to do so. I keep banging on about freedom of speech and accept this has to include the retards, too. Besides, you've got to have them around to make fun of, eh?
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Yum!
I remember as a youngster being with my mum when she bought a rabbit in a market (this was in Germany). It sure tasted good! I can also remember visiting people and them fetching a hen and killing it for dinner. I helped to pluck it.
Skin the rabbit. Remove all intestines and heart/lungs and its head and paws. Chop off the legs and halve the body.
Coat in seasoned flour and fry in a small amount of oil to brown it.
Stew for about 40 minutes with diced carrot and onion.
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