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My (already tenuous) grasp on reality is slipping a bit and I'm finding some of my aliases coming to life. For example, I've been emailing the webhosts of Gophuramungus because some of their software isn't working. Here's what I wrote:



Enquiry: Hey man, I'm still having problems with my livepages and nobody's been back in touch yet so I'm like freaking out. I get to the "publish site" section and I get a "general error" at the "create wbesite" stage. Am I signed in wrong or something? I mean, I got gophuramungus.com AND gophuramungus.net -which one should I be logging in as? Am I putting the right password in? I thought I was, it all worked fine until recently, you dig? Help a brother out man, I could do with making some ch-ch-ch-changes on the site. "Furious Gopher"

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Dear Mr "Gopher", Thank you for your enquiry from 17.09.2008 After looking at your Live Pages I have seen that the error code E4 appears. The E4 error code means that one of your links within your website is broken and needs to be repaired before the website can be published. What I would recommend to do is check all your links within your website before publishing the site again. I hope this solves your question and would like to wish you a very nice day.

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Enquiry: hi guys, I hope things are going well with you and stuff. I'm all like, fully confused about some of the Livepages features. I'd really like a forum which allows users to have avatars, you know what I'm sayin'? I'd also really like a live chat facility on the site. Is this the kind of stuff I might be able to get if I upgrade my Livepages? I'm a pretty rubbish coder so I like the way Livepages does all the work for me and shit, you dig? Thanks for your time, Peace out. Furious Gopher

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Dear Mr "Gopher", thank you for your enquiry from 19.09.2008 I will recommend a content management system using a database to install the data. Livepages does not support the use of external html or scripts and it will not be possible to use avatars and chat. Please have a look at the very cms which suites what you wish to do, it includes a photo gallery, content management system, forum and you can add a shout box for chat on line: LINK REMOVED I recommend an upgrade of your current package to any other package which includes a database.

Thank you for contacting our customer services, and do not hesitate to contact us again, if you require any
further information.

With kind regards from Berlin

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Enquiry: OK, so I've redone the site in livepages, yeah? And I've got it down to 14 pages, ready to publish. But when I actually click "publish" it tells me I have 26 pages and that I have to upgrade to continue. So I go back to check how many pages there are in the "outline" section, right? And guess what? I only have 14. Please help me! It's messing with my head man.


FG
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Dear Mr. Gopher,

Thank you for your enquiry from 23.09.2008

In this case, I have to write a ticket. It could have something to do with the outdated project saved, but I am not sure. Your ticket number is NUMBER REMOVED. As soon as I get a response I will let you know. As for now, consider it a "bug". Thank you for your patience. With kind regards from Berlin

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Enquiry: Hi there! I have done as you said and "considered it a bug" but considering it as a bug does not appear to have fixed the issue thus far. I have also made a new backup copy of the project as it now exists, in that hope that this would overwrite the old project and reset the number of pages we have (we have 14) but this hasn't helped either. It's actually not that urgent, but there is some new content we'd like to get up there for our increasing volume of "followers" so whenever it's fixed an email my way would be, well, it would be just terrific. Thanks for your ongoing support. Could you tell me a little about what an updated Livepages package would entitle us to? Many thanks once again, I hope you have a truly fantastic day. Rocking.

FG
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Dear Mr. "Gopher", Thank you for your enquiry from 24.09.2008 We are still looking into the bug. As soon as we have a response we will inform you. The upgrade to a "higher" Livepages account will just enable you to create more than 26 pages. That's all. Thank you for your patience. With kind regards from Berlin