Responses To Artemis Jones' CV

I don't know if these people are playing along with the game, if they're serious about employing Artemis or if they have some kind of automated system in place for vetting applicants; but here are some GENUINE responses to his CV:

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Please call me on my details below to discuss possible upcoming positions.

Regards,

Name has been removed

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Hi there Artemis,

Could you please advise which borough you live in?

Many thanks,

Name Removed

Resource Consultant

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Still, it's made me think about this stuff a little bit and I can't help but feel that winding up web-nerds is one thing, but wasting the time of people who are at work, trying to recruit teachers, is entirely another.

So I'm going to change tack.

AJ