In response to those annoying “Penis Enlargement” things that keep happening.

Artemis Jones, Part 3

This blog’s been getting spammed quite a lot by some lowlifes who seem to think that their claims of penis enlargement medication are having some kind of impact.

Well, I thought Artemis should email one of the people in the company and get his views across:

From Artemis Jones
To alexkornmy@yandex.ua (this is his real email address, feel free to send him lots of emails, but use a fake address or you’ll be on his mailing list in no time)

Hello Alex,

It was very good to be hearing from you about the things you have been saying about making my schrobber much bigger in quickly time.

You were being said that “she cries over your size” -but I do not know who you haves mean by “she”. Am I to be understand that you will be making my schrobber much more bigger and finder me a woman to show it to and to make her crying? If so then I would be likes to give you much my business.

My schrobber is already one and a halfs inch long, which many people say is very big. In honest I must say that when I just said about findings a woman to cry I measured again my schrobber and it was almost three inches! So whatever you are now doing it is working, thank you.

There was a time when I used to take out my Schrobber in publics and wave it around in front of people! Once I even put it in a man’s ice-cream when he was sit on a bench in park!!! He turns awayed and I unzips my jean and rested the end of my Schrobber on the top of his ice creams which made it feel very cold!

Anyways, I would like to give you my cashes so you can make me more manish, please send me an email when you have thought about some of the things which have been sayed in this email and we will continue to be talk about the bigger manhood and the prostitute you have offered for me to show the bigger Schrobber to so that I can make her cry. I like the women to cry. That is actualy why I was put in the prisons in the first places, but if you and myself will be the good friends which I am hoping that you and me will be being then you will have a lots of times to find out about the rapesandmurders later.

I love you.

A. Jones