A Simple Misunderstanding

Artemis Jones… Part Two

I received another email from the ex-pat site I use for international job hunting. Much like gumtree.com, this site also allows its users to plug their own freelance careers, which is what this young lady was up to. I thought it was a good opportunity to get Artemis Jones on the case.

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From: undisclosed sender@gmail.com

Category: Jobs Offered
Region: The Hague

1 — Yoga lessons

I’m name has been removed, an italian teacher of Hatha Yoga. I have just arrived in The Hague. Waiting for opening my own school here..for next months, if you are interested in private lessons (or small groups as weel) just contact me!

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And Artemis’s reply:

Dearing name has been removed for privacy,

I have been in living the Hague now for many month and have not yet found a prostitute who will do what you have said you will be doing. I like the small groups, but I am very interesting in the “private lessons” which you have been speak about.

I am not knowing “Hatha Yoga” but I once saw a “Karma Sutra” in a bathroom in a bus station and spent many happy minutes looking at it before I was becoming late for my bus and had to put away my schrobber and get out of the bathrooms! It was very funny.

So you are sure what it is that I am being talking about -I am VERY interested in private lessons and I will also be liking to do small groups, as you say, but only if I am the only one who is a man because I do not like to look at the schrobbers of other mens and I very much like many women at once but only if they are not fat and do not have many diseasings!

I look forward to paying you for sex.

A. Jones